Description
Houston, We Have a Splatter
It’s a moment every creator knows intimately: the silent, stunned contemplation of a small, perfect failure. This design captures our favorite inventor, Tuby, in a quiet moment of analysis. The project—whatever it was—is now a goopy mess. His expression isn’t one of anger or sadness, but of deep, worried thought. It’s the problem-solver’s pause, the moment you stare at the wreckage and your brain starts whirring, “Okay… now what?”
A Tribute to the Process
This isn’t a shirt about failure; it’s a shirt about what comes next. It’s a badge of honor for the coders who’ve stared at a single broken line, the chefs who’ve watched a soufflé fall, and the artists who’ve seen a brilliant idea crack under pressure. It’s a soft, comfortable reminder that sometimes the most important part of the process is figuring out how to handle the mess.
A surprisingly soft tee for surprisingly hard lessons.
👕 Crafted for Comfort, Designed to Last
The search for the perfect tee is over. We believe a great design deserves an equally great canvas, which is why this isn’t just another t-shirt. It combines a modern, flattering fit with a buttery-soft feel that makes it an instant favorite. Sturdy, stylish, and sustainable—it’s everything you want in an everyday tee.
- Modern Unisex Fit: A flattering, comfortable silhouette for everyone, crafted with side-seams for a superior fit that holds its shape.
- Buttery-Soft Feel: Made from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels incredible from the very first wear.
- Durable & Reliable: Quality construction means this shirt is built to withstand repeated washes and adventures without losing its softness or shape.
- Eco-Conscious Choice: Feel good about what you wear, thanks to a production process focused on water reduction, energy efficiency, and virtually zero waste.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | |
| Length | 71.1 | 28 | 73.7 | 29 | 76.2 | 30 | 78.7 | 31 | 81.3 | 32 | 83.8 | 33 | 85 | 33.5 | 88.8 | 35 |
| Chest | 45.7 | 18 | 50.8 | 20 | 55.9 | 22 | 61 | 24 | 66 | 26 | 71.1 | 28 | 76 | 29.9 | 81.3 | 32 |
A = Length: measured from shoulder to hem.
B = Chest: measured flat across the chest, 2cm below the arms.
Note: Measurements may vary by ±2.5cm (1 in).
🧺 Easy Care Instructions
Keep your Chikenfield tee looking brilliant for years to come with these simple tips.
- Wash: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors to protect the vibrant print and fabric.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low, or hang-dry for the longest life and to maintain shape.
- Do Not Iron Print: To keep the artwork looking its best, please avoid ironing directly on the design.
🧵 Premium Fabrication
The difference is in the details. Here’s what makes this shirt feel so special:
- Solid Colours: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Ash Colour: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heather Colours: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.
- Athletic & Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
