Description
The Birth of a Bad Idea
Every great flood starts with a single drop. This design captures that pivotal moment of inception—the very beginning of the “Pool Party Pandemonium.” Witness Chiken, fueled by boredom and boundless confidence, attempting to build a personal swimming pool in an egg box. The declaration “Call me Chiken” isn’t a name tag; it’s a challenge to the universe. Unfortunately, the universe (and the structural integrity of a small wooden box) answered back.
An Ode to Overconfidence
This tee is a salute to every project that seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. It’s for those who think big, even when their resources are comically small. It celebrates the spirit of “I got this,” right before you definitely don’t got this. Wear it as a knowing nod to your own ambitious, slightly cracked schemes.
A ridiculously comfortable tee for ridiculously relatable situations.
👕 Crafted for Comfort, Designed to Last
The search for the perfect tee is over. We believe a great design deserves an equally great canvas, which is why this isn’t just another t-shirt. It combines a modern, flattering fit with a buttery-soft feel that makes it an instant favorite. Sturdy, stylish, and sustainable—it’s everything you want in an everyday tee.
- Modern Unisex Fit: A flattering, comfortable silhouette for everyone, crafted with side-seams for a superior fit that holds its shape.
- Buttery-Soft Feel: Made from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels incredible from the very first wear.
- Durable & Reliable: Quality construction means this shirt is built to withstand repeated washes and adventures without losing its softness or shape.
- Eco-Conscious Choice: Feel good about what you wear, thanks to a production process focused on water reduction, energy efficiency, and virtually zero waste.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | |
| Length | 71.1 | 28 | 73.7 | 29 | 76.2 | 30 | 78.7 | 31 | 81.3 | 32 | 83.8 | 33 | 85 | 33.5 | 88.8 | 35 |
| Chest | 45.7 | 18 | 50.8 | 20 | 55.9 | 22 | 61 | 24 | 66 | 26 | 71.1 | 28 | 76 | 29.9 | 81.3 | 32 |
A = Length: measured from shoulder to hem.
B = Chest: measured flat across the chest, 2cm below the arms.
Note: Measurements may vary by ±2.5cm (1 in).
🧺 Easy Care Instructions
Keep your Chikenfield tee looking brilliant for years to come with these simple tips.
- Wash: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors to protect the vibrant print and fabric.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low, or hang-dry for the longest life and to maintain shape.
- Do Not Iron Print: To keep the artwork looking its best, please avoid ironing directly on the design.
🧵 Premium Fabrication
The difference is in the details. Here’s what makes this shirt feel so special:
- Solid Colours: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Ash Colour: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heather Colours: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.
- Athletic & Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
