Description
Just Go With The Float
Some plans don’t go wrong. They simply develop their own direction.
On Water captures Chiken in the hilarious aftermath of an ambitious idea that, well, overflowed. Adrift on a meticulously (if not entirely practically) sewn-up floatie, he’s become captain of circumstance. The makeshift sail proudly says “NO” — not as a warning, but as a perfectly reasonable response to the situation.
This isn’t sinking. It’s just an unscheduled aquatic detour.
Your Spirit Animal for Relatable Disasters
For overthinkers, ambitious dreamers, reluctant adventurers, and anyone who has ever looked at a mess of their own making and thought, “…well, here we are.”
Warm, heavyweight and ridiculously comfortable, this hoodie is made for slow mornings, questionable plans and whatever comes next. It’s not just something to throw on when things go sideways — it’s a wearable reminder to occasionally stop fighting the current.
Go with the float. The water’s probably fine.
🧥 Heavy Comfort, Built for Everyday Wear
A great design deserves a hoodie you actually want to live in. The Gildan 18500 combines a substantial feel with a soft interior and classic unisex fit — ideal for chilly evenings, lazy weekends and adventures of questionable planning.
- Heavy Blend: A substantial 50/50 cotton and polyester blend for warmth and everyday durability.
- Soft Feel: Air jet yarn creates a smooth, comfortable feel while helping reduce pilling.
- Classic Unisex Fit: A relaxed, versatile silhouette designed for comfortable everyday wear.
- Double-Lined Hood: A cosy hood with matching drawstring for extra warmth when the weather turns.
- Front Pouch Pocket: Handy for keeping your hands warm or carrying the essentials.
- Rib Knit Cuffs & Waistband: Finished with spandex for a comfortable fit that helps hold its shape.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm | in | |
| Length | 68.6 | 27 | 71.1 | 28 | 73.7 | 29 | 76.2 | 30 | 78.7 | 31 | 81.3 | 32 | 84 | 33.1 | 86 | 33.9 |
| Half Chest | 50.8 | 20 | 55.9 | 22 | 61 | 24 | 66 | 26 | 71.1 | 28 | 76.2 | 30 | 81 | 31.9 | 86 | 33.9 |
| Sleeve Length | 85.1 | 33.5 | 87.6 | 34.5 | 90.2 | 35.5 | 92.7 | 36.5 | 95.3 | 37.5 | 97.8 | 38.5 | 100 | 39.4 | 103 | 40.6 |
A = Length: measured from shoulder to hem.
B = Half Chest: measured flat across the chest.
C = Sleeve Length: measured from the centre back of the neck to the end of the sleeve.
Note: Measurements may vary slightly.
🧺 Easy Care Instructions
Keep your Chikenfield hoodie looking and feeling its best with a few simple habits.
- Wash: Machine wash cold to help preserve the fabric and print.
- Dry: Tumble dry on medium or hang dry.
- Print: Turn inside-out when washing and avoid ironing directly over the artwork.
🧵 Fabrication
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend.
- Yarn: Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
- Construction: Double-lined hood, pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
